2002-11-05 | 5:07 a.m.
I Wish I Could Just Campaign To Be An Actuary
It's been a year leading up to this moment. It's one of those defining days in my life, and it's got me all riddled with worry. Yes, it's election day my friends.
No, no, no... it's exam day. I've got myself completely psyched out, too. Last night I had dreams about climbing stairs that never end with children screaming and running past me (hmmm, the sounds of people climbing the corporate ladder faster than I can?), then I had a dream about a bear mauling me (that's got to be the fear of what Satan will do if I fail this again), and then I had an all out panic attack dream about my calculator not dividing numbers correctly. Most obvious, that's quite clearly the fear of Republicans winning their elections.
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