2004-09-04 - Crack to the Future
2004-08-22 - Ms. Perkins
2004-07-24 - Please Don't Touch The Mouse Like That, Sir
2004-07-20 - Steaming Cup of Quirks
2004-07-18 - Role of a Lifetime
2003-10-30 - What I Want To Be When I Grow Up
2003-10-16 - Jobs Are For Losers!
2003-09-07 - If it were anyone else I'd laugh, nervously
2003-08-10 - Office Furniture Giveaway
2003-05-30 - A Letter to My Mom
2003-05-28 - A Letter to My Dad
2003-05-03 - Satan Has Met His Match
2003-04-20 - Sorry I Can't Write, I'm A Criminal Now
2003-03-27 - Are Republicans Really Color Blind?
2003-03-18 - A Carefully Scripted Response to Dubya's Address
2003-03-15 - He's a Fucking Consultant, That's Who He Is
2003-03-10 - Huff and Puff
2003-03-01 - Kryptonite
2003-02-17 - My family
2003-02-13 - The Furry at War
2003-02-04 - Update Ala Orpheusd0wn
2003-01-29 - When Wood Attacks
2003-01-27 - Work It, Actuary Boy
2003-01-14 - Marvin
2003-01-09 - I Love How You Accented Your Tumor
2003-01-04 - Not Good Enough
2003-01-02 - Someone Thought I Was a Whore Once
2003-01-01 - Fine Dining
2002-12-26 - How I Ruined Christmas
2002-12-20 - Little Red Car
2002-12-17 - The Tale of Five Beers
2002-12-11 - I Ate Hansel and Gretle in Walmart
2002-12-04 - Oh, I Thought You Were Just A Stalker
2002-12-04 - If It Were A Sitcom, It'd Be Easier To Laugh
2002-11-26 - Recipe For Disaster
2002-11-24 - No Pain, No Argument
2002-11-19 - Just The News, Folks
2002-11-14 - I'm Older Than I Think
2002-11-13 - It's a Good Thing I Don't Like Solid Food
2002-11-11 - Fishing For Compliments
2002-11-10 - Irate Squirrels
2002-11-08 - I'd Better Clear Off A Space On My Trophy Shelf
2002-11-07 - One Brief Flash of Crapitude
2002-11-05 - I Wish I Could Just Campaign To Be An Actuary
2002-11-03 - Someone New To Play With
2002-10-27 - Living Up To A Stereotype
2002-10-25 - Extra Virgin
2002-10-22 - Racist Hamsters
2002-10-20 - Please Tell Me I'm Better Than You
2002-10-17 - So, Did You GET SOME?
2002-10-16 - Spidey Senses
2002-10-14 - Who Put That Mu There?
2002-10-07 - Reach Out and Cough On Someone
2002-10-06 - They're Up There Somewhere
2002-10-03 - Dammit, Where's the Carnage?
2002-09-30 - Actuarial Poetry
2002-09-28 - Noodle This For A Moment
2002-09-23 - The Joys of Death and Sadness
2002-09-21 - For The Love of Satan
2002-09-17 - The Bullies Are Plotting Against Me
2002-12-11 - Fight, Fight, Fight For The Red And The White
2002-09-12 - I Knew Herbert Could Do It
2002-09-07 - Beating Up The Handicapped
2002-09-04 - Someone Hugged Me Today
2002-09-02 - How Could Someone Named Pink Be So Scary?
2002-12-11 - Spirited. Sad And Pathetic, But Spirited.
2002-08-28 - The Beautiful People
2002-08-27 - Whatever You Do, Don't Exercise
2002-08-24 - International Scoldings
2002-08-21 - There's Good Times To Be Had, Too
2002-08-19 - His Big News
2002-12-11 - Swapping Brain Candies
2002-08-11 - Corrupting The Youth
2002-08-08 - The Noon Rule
2002-08-04 - Now Come Get Your Crackers and Wine
2002-08-02 - What Are You Hungry For?
2002-08-02 - You Did That To Yourself ELEVEN Times?
2002-07-31 - An Office Divided Cannot Calculate
2002-07-29 - How Do You Spell Shvitzing, Anyway?
2002-07-28 - And On This Farm There Was a Fraud, e-i-e-i-o.
2002-12-11 - New Beginnings