Comments:

ken -
Does that make it a New Year's resolution worth drinking to?
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jonathan -
That is the funniest story I've heard in a long time! It sounds like you handled it well though... Man, I wish I'd had some drinks at my Christmas. It might have made my family more bearable...
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M -
The dreaded technicolour yawn. It's got to be the most helpless of feelings.
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caro -
woo!
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Edd -
That is the funniest Christmas story I have ever read. I laughed out loud for real. I needed that laugh too. Thanks so much for sharing!
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untoward -
It was easy to laugh off someone's vomit when you've got the vomit-vac, wasn't it? You just sat around and chuckled into your sherry as the vomit-vac went to work. Maybe gave your son's gay lover a nudge with your elbow. "You've made him angry," you said, as the lazer sights lit up; a pair of angry eyes intent on vomit eradication. But then something went wrong, didn't it? Those eyes turned to the bit of vomit on his walmart shoes. They turned to his moth, the source of everything evil in the world behind those electronic eyes. And you did nothing to stop what happened. You watched in silence as convenience turned to terror.
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Carla -
Wow. That's a Christmas entry that's hard to top! Hope New Year's is better on your liver! Then again, I broke out in hives again soberly facing my whacked-out family opening their own pile of Walmart specials. Wish I would have had the foresight to drink half the bottle of whiskey my brother offered an hour before!
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